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argentangel — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 08:30:27 +0000

Well, dearlings, I am moving my blogging over to Tumblr. It’s just got a lot more user-friendly features and whatnot than WordPress. I just don’t have the time to be messing around with technical things to make everything look nice at the moment.

The URL for my new blog is: http://argentangel.tumblr.com/

[EDIT: I linked back to this blog originally. I should really get some sleep]

Sorry for any inconvenience!

<3,

Catie

What I Would Do With $1,000,000 (If I was a selfish witch)

argentangel — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 03:53:33 +0000

Let’s say I was given $1,000,00 with one stipulation: I was only allowed to spend it on things for me. (If I didn’t put this stipulation in I would be hardpressed to spend ANY of the money on myself.) This is what I would buy:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0Au1nO6FlPt_WdGwzZ05Pbm9YRVg2VHFqRG1aWnFuTFE&hl=en

BWW

argentangel — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:49:20 +0000

I’m pretty sure I’m addicted to Buffalo Wild Wings. I’ve started ordering their food before they even open. I don’t want to wait until 13:30 to get my wings. I want to go to lunch NOOWWWW.

I had a very good day yesterday. Got a tan, a massage, my eyebrows waxed, a haircut, and quite a few new clothes. With the money I’m getting from my new job I’m actually able to do some of the things that I want to do. (Namely get the clothes I want to get.) I figured that I’ve never had just a day of pampering to myself so I just wanted the experience once before I get shipped off. (Still don’t know when that is going to be.) Yes, it was fairly expensive, but it’s not something I plan to do very often. Maybe once every year or so, you know? Quite honestly, yesterday made me feel super good about myself. It was one of those “I look good and I feel great!” type moments. It was really nice. It let me relieve a lot of stress that has built up over the past few years.

I’m not a selfish person, but it was pretty nice that yesterday was all about me and where I wanted to go and how I looked and what I wanted to buy. I feel really good about myself and so I’m really quite chill at the moment.

I’m really excited about wings today. I don’t know why. I’ve had them for the past 2 days, I really shouldn’t be this excited. Maybe I’m just hungry. Work is pretty chill today so I’m looking forward to a chill lunch and then coming back for a few more hours of money. Hopefully this will be followed closely by chilling with a friend. I could really use that to just round out the past few days.

Quickly Now

argentangel — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:32:12 +0000

Hey, kids, I’ve got to get to work here soon (I work at an ISP now) so this post is going to be quick.

I have enlisted in the Delayed Enlistment Program of the United States Air Force. Meaning, I passed the ASVAB (with a 92, noless) and my physical (although they are having me go back fro a drug test sometime next week for reasons that are unbeknownst to me). I am really excited. They could send me to basic anytime between 2 weeks from now until January. There was an opening on the 25th, but I chose not to take it because there is still the possibility that I could be slotted into the job I want before I go into basic. I would really like to go in with a guaranteed job. I am considering going to basic if they don’t slot me with weather so that I will have a second shot at it. I qualified for a massive amout of jobs due to my score on the ASVAB. I unfortuantely only lifted 70 lbs meaning that I’m not qualified for EVERY job.

Today is my Opa’s birthday and I’m not going to be able to make it out to the cemetary.

Well, I have to be going. I’ll likely post tomorrow.

My Own Little Piece of the Universe

argentangel — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:42:23 +0000

Well, before I get into what I want to say, I just wanted to let you know that my recruiter called me today. He got my transcripts and so I should be going to MEPS on Wednesday.

Now that I’ve got that out of the way, what I really want to say is that I am slowly moving in with my Omie. She is getting older and I would really like to be here for her if she needs me. I will be here until basic (if I get in, knock on wood.) My moving in here means I get a bedroom all to myself. That’s right, no roommate to share a bedroom with, no sleeping on a mattress on the floor in a computer room, and no more sleeping on a fold-out couch bed. Now, don’t get me wrong, I appreciate what my family and friends have done for me, but this is the first time I’ve had my own space in over a year. Even then I was in a dorm of some sort with little space.

I had to go to Arkansas yesterday to take my mom back. She had been in town for a week to help take care of Omie. Well, while I was there I decided to grab some stuff to bring back. I figure if I’m going to be here for several months I might as well make myself comfortable.

For the first time since I left Hot Springs I have a room arranged about the way I want it to be. I don’t even like to count Hot Springs because I didn’t do most of the arranging. I didn’t just dump everything out on the floor like I used to; I actually set it up and I am really happy about that. I always felt agitated when my stuff (like my black light and speakers) was just laying somewhere useless.

I brought my black light, a few of my favorite snow globes, my speakers, my swords, my fountain (which I finally have set up in an acceptable location; always felt so bad that I couldn’t find anywhere to put it; I love it, but just didn’t have any room to put it until now), my Christmas lights (which, admittedly, I don’t exactly know how I’m going to put up), a wireless router (it is Jay’s, but it is smaller and easier to transport than mine) and some other miscellaneous things from Arkansas. I’ve got a bit more stuff to unpack, but at the moment I’ve just got my black light on, my speakers set up, and am chilling listening to some Downtempo. I really wish I could say how great it all feels right now. Omie has no idea that I brought this much stuff, but I figure if I finish unpacking today she’ll be okay with it. The room actually looks quite nice.

I have to go to work tomorrow (thinking about wearing my Marino jersey) so I need to get some sleep. Have to finish this unpacking first. I’ll see what I can do about pictures later (after I get the stuff moved from my dad’s house).

Just a Quick Update before Sleep

argentangel — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 10:42:22 +0000

Hey, everyone. I know that the majority (if not all) of you have been keeping up with my daily goings on via Facebook or Twitter or the like, but I would like to put down what’s been going on in a bit more detail. Note that I’m not exactly sure how well any of this makes sense because I am extremely tired. I will try to remember to re-read it tomorrow and edit anything horribly off the wall.

Since I last wrote I decided that I was going to try my hardest to get into the United States Air Force. I was supposed to take the ASVAB (test to get in and determine what jobs you are qualified for) last Wednesday, but there were some issues concerning my high school so I had to get my college transcripts mailed to the recruiter. If they are there by today I will be going to Dallas to take the test this Wednesday. The test will be on Wednesday and then I stay in a hotel overnight and take a physical and get job councilled and just basically work on the more administrative aspects of attempting to join the AF. If my transcripts don’t get to my recruiter by today they should most definitely be there by tomorrow. In which case I will likely go Thursday instead of Wednesday. Hopefully. I may have to wait another week, but as far as it’s looking right now I will know if I made it or not by the end of this week.

I really want to go into the Guaranteed Job program with a job in weather guaranteed once I leave MEPS (where I take the test and physical). I am actually considering holding off on going in until I can get a job in weather guaranteed. It’s what I want to do. What can I say?

Yes, I plan to make a career out of this. Yes, I plan to complete my Bachelor’s. Yes, I plan to become an officer. Of course my plans have a really bad habit of exploding in my face causing little bits of plan shrapnel to get stuck in me until I find another brilliant plan.

Speaking of my education; I have 51 credit hours in college. This means that I get to go in at the E-3 pay grade. As soon as I graduate BMT (basic military training; henceforth known as basic) I will get to pin on two stripes (E-1 has no stripes, E-2 has one, etc). E-3 in the Air Force is Airman First Class.

I will go into more detail about my schedule once everything is further set in stone. Main priority number one right now is passing the ASVAB.

I work for an internet company now. Pretty chilled job. Really all I have to do is sell modems and refer people to our tech support line. The pay isn’t bad, one (of two) co-workers is really cool and the other one I haven’t met yet (she just got married), I get my own cubicle, and the hours are fairly flexible.

This week is super busy for me. I’m in Hope right now because I had to bring my mom back from Texas.

Here’s a rundown of my schedule for the week (ideally):

Monday: Drive back to Texas
Tuesday: Work all day
Wednesday: ASVAB
Thursday: Physical and all that other good stuff
Friday: Work all day

That is if everything goes well. If it doesn’t go just right then there will be a very large stick stuck in the gears until I can get everything rearranged.

Luckily I have internet now (working for an ISP has a bit of a nice free internet perk) so I can update with what all is going on with my life. I am aware that it’s not horribly interesting, but it is a stupid amount of busy for a while. Hopefully some of you will be interested in the information I’m throwing out about my life. If you have any questions between now and then you can contact me several ways and I will do my best to get back to you ASAP. The easiest ones are listed in my new “Contact” page (there should be a tab up at the top).

Now I absolutely need sleep. I’m going to wind up leaving for Texas an hour later than expected in the first place due to me really really really needing sleep right now. Well, goodnight, all. Hopefully I will be posting throughout the week and by sure by the end of the week.

Protected: My Freaking Life

argentangel — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:23:58 +0000

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argentangel — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:33:38 +0000

Okay, I’m really just testing ping.fm. I might be able to combine all of my status updates/blogs into one easier update.

A 2000 Answer Survey I Filled Out

argentangel — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:09:12 +0000

Thought I Couldn’t Top It, Huh? OVER 2000 Questions! (Truly the Longest!) Created by distortedcognition and taken 81052 times on Bzoink
Time and date right now::	6:47pm June 24, 2009
How far do you want to get?:	All the way
By the way, someone plagiarized my previous surveys. =>This or That<=
Pie or cake?:	Cake
Chocolate or vanilla?:	Chocolate
Black or white?:	Black
Ceiling or floor?:	Ceiling
Couch or bed?:	Bed
Cough or sneeze?:	Sneeze
On or off?:	On
Closed or open?:	Closed
Brush or comb?:	Brush
Long or short?:	Long
Big or small?:	Small
Wet or dry?:	Dry
Under or over?:	Over
Top or bottom?:	Top
Fly or fall?:	Fly
Smile or frown?:	Smile
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:	Tears of Joy
Hot or cold?:	Cold
Warm or cool?:	Cool
Rough or smooth?:	Smooth
Cat or dog?:	Cat
Snake or bird?:	Snake
Shark or T-Rex?:	T-Rex
Past or present?:	Present
Science fiction or fantasy?:	Science fiction
Dull or sharp?:	Sharp
Live forever or die young?:	Live forever
Books or television?:	Television
Jump or skip?:	Skip
Fast or slow?:	Fast
Run or walk?:	Walk
Guy or girl?:	Girl
Disney or Warner Brothers?:	Disney
Belle or Jasmine?:	Jasmine
Gaston or Cruella Deville?:	Gaston
Food or friends?:	Friends
Colors or black and white?:	Colors
Cute or pretty?:	Pretty
Good or evil?:	Good
Fruits or vegetables?:	Fruit
Milk or juice?:	Juice
Hot chocolate or gingerale?:	Ginger ale
Beer or wine?:	Beer
Movies or cartoons?:	Movies
Pillow or blanket?:	Pillow
Moon or stars?:	Stars
Sky or sea?:	Sky
Explode or implode?:	Implode
Tree or flower? (HA. HOW DO YOU LIKE PLAGIARISM NOW? cough ahem Yeah.):	Tree
Mountain Dew or Sprite?:	Mountain Dew
Ketchup or mustard?:	Ketcup
Meats or veggies?:	Meats
Straps or strapless?:	Straps
Water or Gatorade?:	Gatorade
PS2 or Xbox 360?:	XBox 360
History or geography?:	Geography
Geometry or algebra?:	Algebra
Basketball or volleyball?:	Volleyball
Basketball or soccer?:	Basketball
Basketball or tennis?:	Tennis
Basketball or baseball?:	Baseball
Basketball or football?:	Football
Basketball or swimming?:	Swimming
Volleyball or soccer?:	Volleyball
Volleyball or tennis?:	Tennis
Volleyball or baseball?:	Baseball
Volleyball or football?:	Football
Volleyball or swimming?:	Swimming
Soccer or tennis?:	Tennis
Soccer or baseball?:	Baseball
Soccer or football?:	Football
Soccer or swimming?:	Swimming
Tennis or baseball?:	Baseball
Tennis or football?:	Football
Tennis or swimming?:	Swimming
Baseball or football?:	Football
Baseball or swimming?:	Swimming
Football or swimming?:	Swimming
Chinese or Mexican food?:	Chinese food
Red or orange?:	Red
Red or yellow?:	Red
Red or green?:	Red
Red or blue?:	Blue
Red or indigo?:	Indigo
Red or violet?:	Red
Orange or yellow?:	Yellow
Orange or green?:	Green
Orange or blue?:	Blue
Orange or indigo?:	Indigo
Orange or violet?:	Violet
Yellow or green?:	Green
Yellow or blue?:	Blue
Yellow or indigo?:	Indigo
Yellow or violet?:	Violet
Green or blue?:	Blue
Green or indigo?:	Indigo
Green or violet?:	Violet
Indigo or violet?:	Indigo
Fall or summer?:	Fall
Winter or spring?:	Winter
Rain or snow?:	Rain
Mud or dirt?:	Dirt
Snakes or spiders?:	Snakes
Fido or Fluffy?:	Fluffy
Rainbows or stars?:	Stars
Blue or gray sky?:	Blue
Prairies or forests?:	Forests
Lakes or streams?:	Streams
Fish or caimans?:	Fish
Roses or daffodils?:	Roses
Bauhaus or Rosetta Stone?:	Rosetta Stone
Sisters of Mercy or Skinny Puppy?:	Who?
Green Day or Fall Out Boy?:	Fall Out Boy
From First to Last or My Chemical Romance?:	My Chemical Romance
The Monkees or The Beatles?:	The Beatles
David Bowie or Billy Idol?:	David Bowie
Helloween or Skid Row?:	Skid Row
Britney Spears or Vanessa Carlton?:	Vanessa Carlton
The Goo Goo Dolls or 3 Doors Down?:	The Goo Goo Dolls
Duran Duran or Madonna?:	Duran Duran
John Williams or Danny Elfman?:	John Williams
Mozart or Beethoven?:	Mozart
Men at Work or Men Without Hats?:	Men Without Hats
The Arrogant Worms or Voltaire?:	Who?
Dark Muse or Inkubus Sukkubus?:	Who?
Queen or Black Sabbath?:	Queen
Rush or Pet Shop Boys?:	Rush
Johnny Hates Jazz or Deep Blue Something?:	Deep Blue Something
Supertramp or Steppenwolf?:	Supertramp
Enormous mansion or humble abode?:	Humble abode
Teaspoon or tablespoon?:	Tablespoon
China plates or crystal figurines?:	Crystal figurines
Knife or spork?:	Spork
Bedroom or basement?:	Basement
Antiques or chrome?:	Chrome
Wide screen televisions or ornately-designed windows?:	Wide screen televisions
Carpet or wood?:	Wood
Blenders or washing machines?:	Blenders
Pen or pencil?:	Pencil
Couch or bed?:	Bed
Kitchen sink or bathroom sink?:	Bathroom sink
Diskette or CD Rom?:	CD Rom
Sitting on the roof with a friend or swimming in your backyard with them?:	Sitting on the roof
Phones or AIM?:	AIM
Pillow or footrest?:	Pillow
Sharpies or ducks?:	Sharpies
Personality quizzes or story quizzes?:	Personality
Gaia or Neopets?:	Neopets
Attempting to use proper grammar or purposely butchering language?:	Attempting to use proper grammar
Having to read the poetry on Quizilla or writing your own?:	Writing my own
Roleplaying with strangers or roleplaying with people you know?:	Roleplaying with people I know
Crying because of an Internet fight or flaming the people involved?:	Flaming
Ignoring a suicide post on a forum or actually doing something about it?:	Do something about it
Gold or silver?:	Silver
Lipstick or lip gloss?:	Lip gloss
Sunny or rainy?:	Rainy
Edgar Allan Poe or Oscar Wilde?:	Edgar Allan Poe
Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom?:	Johnny Depp
Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff?:	Lindsay Lohan
Pringles or Doritos?:	Pringles
MTV or VHI?:	VH1
Vampire or mermaid?:	Vampire
The Internet or television?:	Internet
Romantic comedy or romance tragedy?:	Romance tragedy
Comedy or drama?:	Drama
Comedy or horror?:	Comedy
Comedy or fantasy?:	Fantasy
Law and Order: Criminal Intent or Law and Order: SVU?:	SVU
The OC or Laguna Beach? (Why have I succumbed to asking this question?):	Neither
Blind or deaf?:	Blind
Blind or mute?:	Blind
Mute or deaf?:	Mute
Shrimp or crab?:	Crab
Crab or lobster?:	Crab
Stickers or stamps?:	Stickers
VHS or DVD?:	DVD
VHS or CD?:	CD
CD or DVD?:	DVD
Paris or New York City?:	New York City
Philadelphia or Chicago?:	Chicago
MySpace or TagWorld?:	MySpace
MySpace or Facebook?:	Facebook
Mall goth or TRUE goth?:	Mall goth
Emo or punk?:	Punk
Emo or prep?:	Emo
Punk or prep?:	Punk
Punk or goth?:	Punk
Goth or prep?:	Goth
x Your Dreams, Wishes, and Hopes x
If you could be in the arms of anyone at all…:	Anyone who really cares about me
If you could visit anyone or anything in the world…:	Julie
If you could visit anyone or anything…:	What is the difference between this question and the previous one?
If you had functioning wings, would you fly away?:	Yes
If you met the person you knew you were destined to be with…:	I would be happy
If you could be anything in the world…:	On Broadway
If you could, what color would you paint the sky?:	Blue
How would you help them?:	Help who?
If you could write a literary masterpiece…:	it would be a drama
If you could cure any disease, what would you cure?:	Alzheimer’s
If you could cure any mental illness, what would you cure?:	Bipolar Disorder
If you were to leave on a journey, whom would you take for company?:	My 3 closest friends (you know who you are)
If you could have a superhuman ability, which one would you choose?:	Time travel
If you could go back in time, what age would you like to go back to?:	15
If you could change anything about your past, what would it be?:	Not relying on Shelby
If so, what are they?:	What?
Did you ever want to be some type of heroic figure?:	I wanted to be an astronaut. Does that count?
Who was your idol when you turned ten?:	Probably the weatherman
Why?:	I wanted to be a meterologist
What do you want to be when you get older?:	Something to do with forensics
What do you want your house to look like?:	Ultramodern
What kind of pets do you wish to have?:	A fox, but I’ll deal with a cat
Where would be the ideal place to live?:	Seattle
What do you want to accomplish before you die?:	Lots of things
Do you wish to contribute anything to the world?:	Yes
What would that be?:	Try to make the justice system a bit better
Who do you want to be beside right now?:	…him
What do wish you could be doing currently?:	Pretty much this
What do you want to accomplish to-day?:	Read pretty far in a certain book
What news do you want to hear right now?:	My friends from Arkansas are visiting
What else do you want to hear to-day?:	Music
Who do you want to talk to currently?:	One of my friends
Who do you want to kiss right now?:	…him
Who do you want to hug right now?:	Same person as above
If you could tell the world just one thing about yourself…:	I’m loyal
If you could tell the world just one thing about your friends…:	They’re the best
If you could apologize to everyone, what would you say sorry for?:	Being a bitch
If you were to give all your thanks to just one person, who would it be?:	Jay
Why would you thank them? (244…):	For everything
What do you look Like?
Height::	5’7″
Weight::	130lbs
Natural hair color::	Light brown
Hairstyle::	Style?
Hair length::	Medium at the moment, but growing
Is it dyed now?:	No
What color?:	N/A
Skin color::	White
Any freckles?:	No
Birthmarks?:	Not really
Scars?:	Several
Do you have oily, dry, or perfect skin?:	Oily
Eye color::	Blue
How long are your eyelashes?:	Regular
Eyebrow length::	Regular
Eyebrow thickness::	Regular
Eyebrow color::	Light brown (maybe even blonde)
Do wear glasses?:	Sometimes
What color are the frames?:	Black
The brand::	I don’t remember
The brand of the lenses::	I don’t remember
Where did you get them at?:	Little Rock
Do you wear contacts?:	No
What color do they make your eyes?:	N/A
What brand are they?:	N/A
Where did you get them?:	N/A
How long is your nose?:	Not too long
Width::	One that fits my face
What kind is it?:	Kind of upturned
Shape of lips::	Regular
Full or thin?:	In between
Smile lines?:	No
Frown lines?:	No
What kind of chin do you have?:	Cleft
Length of arms::	Regular
Width of wrists::	Small
Length of fingers::	Short
Width of fingers::	Thick
Do you have big hands?:	No
Length of nails::	Trying to grow
Flat stomach?:	Ish
Length of legs::	Long
Defining your Personality…
I cherish…:	my friends
I enjoy…:	chilling out
My heart is…:	fragile
One thing I try not to joke about is…:	retardation
I believe love…:	exists
I can be mean when I…:	want to be
I can be nice when I…:	feel like it
Sometimes I pretend to be…:	an airplane
I revere…:	God
I seek…:	happiness
I try to be…:	faithful
I understand that…:	people all have good points
I vie for…:	exitement
I wish…:	people were more appreciative of me
My Xanadu looks…:	full of the people I love
Religious zeal is…:	okay in small doses
How attractive do you think you are? (Scale: 1-5):	3
Intelligent?:	4
Empathetic?:	5
Polite?:	4
Respectful?:	3
Comical?:	2
Mature?:	3
Unique?:	5
Talkative?:	4
Depressed?:	4
Friendly?:	5
Outgoing?:	2
Selfish?:	3
Arrogant?:	1
Prudent?:	2
Self-conscious?:	5
How attractive are you thought to be by others?:	5
Intelligent?:	5
Empathetic?:	4
Polite?:	5
Respectful?:	4
Comical?:	3
Mature?:	2
Unique?:	5
Talkative?:	4
Depressed?:	4
Friendly?:	5
Outgoing?:	1
Selfish?:	4
Arrogant?:	2
Prudent?:	4
Self-conscious?:	5
Do you care about what others think of your physical appearance?:	Yes
How about your reputation?:	Yes
Do you care if they consider your personality annoying?:	Yes
Do you care about what they think of your beliefs?:	No
What does hatred mean to you?:	The opposite of love, but still passionate
Do you respect yourself?:	No
Would you ever ignore someone who has been emotionally hurt?:	No
Physically?:	No
Would you ever intentionally and physically hurt someone?:	No
Intentionally and emotionally?:	No
Would you ever hurt someone just for fun?:	No
Do the means ever justify the ends? (361!):	Sometimes
.Favorites.
Color::	Blue
Number::	3
Store::	Books-A-Million
Book::	Farenheit 451
Story::	The Most Dangerous Game
Magazine::	Cosmo
Television program?::	Doctor Who
Movie::	The Departed
Series::	Uh… Doctor Who
Poem::	Jabberwocky
Onomatopoeia::	Meow
Verb::	Sing
Paradox::	The Hill Paradox
Idiom::	As cold as ice
Noun::	Wing
Adjective::	Cool
Adverb::	Extremely
Work of fantasy::	Anything by Terry Pratchett
Classic work::	Canon in D
Contemporary work::	I’m not really sure
Writer::	Terry Pratchett
Fairy tale::	Sleeping Beauty
Dictionary brand::	Oxford
Summer scene::	Picnics in the park
Winter scene::	Unsoiled snow on a neighborhood
Spring scene::	Couple sitting under a tree reading
Fall scene::	People jumping in a pile of leaves
Season::	Winter
Planet::	Neptune
Space feature::	Black holes
Thing about summer::	Mimosas
Thing about winter::	Snow
Thing about spring::	Cool weather
Thing about fall::	Chilling with friends
Mammal::	Fox
Insect::	Roly poly
Arachnid::	Daddy long legs
Fish::	Are scary
Reptile::	Boa
Amphibian::	Poison Dart Frog
Science::	Biology
Thing to do during summer::	Swim
Type of weather::	Cool, but sunny
Bird::	Oriole
Thing to do during winter::	Snuggle up with someone and watch a movie
Thing to do during spring::	Picnic
Thing to do during fall::	Drive
Nature sound::	Cars on the highway
Country::	Australia
Real location::	Seattle
City::	Seattle
Culture::	Native American
State::	Washington
Province::	Alberta
Island::	Australia
Landscape::	Forests
Place to go in your neighborhood::	The back acre
Italian food::	Lasagna
Mexican::	Fajitas
Indian::	Not curry
Chinese::	Crab rangoons
American::	Pizza
French::	Brie
Snack::	Sunflower seeds
Pasta::	Lasagna
Desert::	Cake
Ice cream flavor::	Rocky Road
Soup::	Potato
Salad::	Caesar
Pancake::	Chocolate chip
Restaurant::	Joe’s Crab Shack
Fruit::	Lime
Vegetable::	Peas
Dinner::	Fried Pork Chops
Lunch::	Wings
Breakfast::	Omlette
Cereal::	Reese’s Puffs
Pop tart::	S’mores
Candy::	Hot Tamales
Artificial flavor::	Cherry
Cookie::	Chocolate chip
Yogurt::	Strawberry
Clothing store::	JCPenny’s (or Old Navy)
Outfit::	Probably my dress and wedges
Shoe::	Converse high tops
Shirt design::	Fitted t-shirts
Brand name::	Dickies
Top::	My top that kind of looks like I have a corset on over it
Pants::	My Vigoss jeans
Skirt::	A black skirt that I can’t find anymore
Pair of socks::	I don’t really have a favorite
Color [of clothing]::	Blue
Subject in school::	Science
Unisex name::	Alex
Music::	Rock
Tree::	Weeping willow
Flower::	Mimosa
Quote::	“I meant,” said Iplsore bitterly, “what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?” Death thought about it. “CATS,” he said eventually, “CATS ARE NICE.”
Scent::	Cherry blossoms
Adage::	Murphy’s Law
Television channel::	Discovery
Day of the week::	Friday
Perfume::	Cool Water
Radio station::	Don’t really have one
Cologne::	Don’t know
Sound::	Cars on the freeway
Feeling::	Hugs
Emotion::	Excitement
Emotion [to feel]::	Happiness
Song::	Far Behind by Candlebox
Music artist::	They Might Be Giants
Month::	October
Religious holiday::	Easter
Fun holiday::	Halloween
Obscure holiday::	Festivus
Videogame::	Skies of Arcadia
Computer game::	World of Warcraft
Sport::	Hockey
Athlete::	Dan Marino
Instrument::	Violin
Composer::	John Williams
Singer::	Linda Eder
CD::	Always Moving Never Stopping by The City Drive
Website::	cracked.com
Word::	Cube
Famous quote::	Jesus wept
Famous adage::	Look before you leap
Slogan::	Shift
Commercial::	Pretty much any one that I like at first ends up overplayed, so I don’t know
Shampoo::	Sunsilk’s Straighten Up
Conditioner::	Same as above
Body wash::	Caress’ Berry Indulging
Soap::	Not Dove
(25.1% done.) Lotion::	It really doesn’t matter
x__Odd Questions__x
What color is the bottom of your tongue?:	Pink
Your foot?:	Skin color
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:	No
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:	NO!
Do you chew on your homework?:	No
Pencils?:	Yes
Do you read the dictionary?:	Sometimes
Encyclopedia?:	No
Atlas?:	No
Road map?:	Sometimes
Do you memorize random facts?:	Yes
Do you stalk anyone?:	No
Does anyone stalk you?:	Yes
Do you collect dust?:	I try not to
Lint?:	Ew
Baby teeth?:	Nope
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:	No
Do you wish prostitution was legal?:	Yes
Do you use lotion on your feet?:	Not usually
Do you have problems with Canadians?:	No
Mexicans?:	No
Americans?:	No
The French?:	No
The English?:	No
Have you ever played a kazoo?:	Yes
Have you ever shot someone?:	No
Something?:	No
How many pairs of underwear do you own?:	Probably 20
Jeans?:	3
What ring size are you?:	7.5 last time I checked
Belt size?:	They come in sizes?
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:	No
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:	No
Do you eat a lot?:	Not anymore
Do you get excited over cameras?:	No
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:	I hates pickles
Poison?:	No
Knives?:	Not exactly
Cheese?:	No
Penguins?:	No. They are cute, though
Bald people?:	No
Scrawny African children?:	No
Midgets?:	No
Pirates?:	Yes
Corny jokes?:	No
Are you a virgin?:	No
Are you a hermaphrodite?:	No
Have you ever tied your tooth to a door to lose it?:	Yes
Do you bite yourself?:	Yes
Cut yourself?:	Sometimes
Do you get cold sores often?:	At least one every summer
Do you have a cold right now?:	No
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:	No
Do you like to touch sharp objects?:	Yes
Do you have a twitching problem?:	No
Are you homicidal?:	No
What do you do on the computer?:	Surf the internet
Anything your parents should know about?:	Lots, but they won’t find out
Are you happy with your life?:	Moderately
Is everybody else happy with your life?:	No
Do you like 100% white grape juice?:	It’s okay
How big is the universe?:	It is as big as you want it to be
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:	Between 5 and 12 (more the former, lately)
What do you dream about?:	Weird stuff
Anything your parents should know about?:	Not really
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:	No
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:	Never been
Do you have AIM?:	Yes
MSN?:	Not anymore
YIM?:	No
A Neopets account?:	Yes
A Vampirefreaks account?:	No
A Quizilla account?:	Yes
A Bzoink account?:	No
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:	Sometimes
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:	Sometimes
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:	No
Are you scared of everything that breathes?:	No
Are you scared of anything at all?:	Yes
What?:	Fish
Which cardinal direction do you like best?:	East
Do you have a life?:	I like to think so
Then why are you taking this?:	I want to let people know about me
Do you have a microphone on your computer?:	No
A webcam?:	No
A scanner?:	No
A printer?:	No
A cordless mouse?:	Yes
Does your mouse light up?:	Kind of
What kind of computer do you have?:	Dell
Were you ever physically abused?:	No
Verbally?:	By bullies at school
Sexually?:	No
Do you wish you were a fish?:	NO!
A cat?:	Yes
A dog?:	No
Do you have a cell phone?:	Yes
What kind is it?:	LG Banter
Do you weasel out of things?:	Sometimes
Do your teachers like you?:	Yes
Do your parents like you?:	Sometimes
Do your siblings like you?:	What siblings?
Does karma, if it exists, love you?:	Karma bites me in the ass, so I try to be good to it
Did you have a tail when you were born?:	No
Do you enjoy school?:	Yes
Are you a packrat?:	Yes
Do you know HTML or CSS?:	HTML
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:	No
Do you shy away from social situations?:	Yes
Are you obsessed with shiny things?:	No
Are you at least attracted to them?:	Yes
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:	No
Do you label other people?:	Yes
Are you proud of doing so? (Question #620.):	No
So. How bad can I make you look?:	Probably pretty bad
Do you wash your hands frequently?:	Yes
Do you wet the bed?:	No
What age did you stop?:	I never did so in the first place
Do you lie a lot?:	No
Have you lied at all in this survey?:	No
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:	No
Do you brush your hair?:	Yes
Do you use antismelly?:	Is that deodorant? If so, yes.
Are you an alcoholic?:	No
A druggie?:	No
Do you drink illegally?:	No
Do you wear underwear?:	Yes
Do you change it frequently?:	Daily
Are you a coward?:	Yes
A loser?:	No
An idiot?:	No
Do you text talk?:	Yes
Are you a bad friend?:	No
Are you untrustworthy?:	No
Unreliable?:	No
Do you pick your nose?:	Sometimes
Are you imperfect?:	Yes
Ugly?:	I seem to think so
Do you have bad hair?:	Yes
A big nose?:	No
Are you shallow?:	I can be
Greedy?:	No
Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?:	NO!
Do you have any /important/ talents?:	Yes. I’ve got great hand-eye coordination
Are you impolite?:	No
Disrespectful?:	No
Sadistic?:	No
Are you a pansy?:	Yes
Are you a conformist?:	NO
A fan of George W. Bush?:	No
Do you have buck teeth?:	Not anymore
Acne?:	No
Mentall illnesses?:	I’ve got borderline personality disorder
Are you fake?:	No
Does your breath smell?:	I try to make it not
Do you have a strong body odor?:	No
Do you have bad teeth?:	No
Are you overweight?:	No
Anorexic?:	No
Bulimic?:	No
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:	No
A tattoo?:	Yes
Are you a wannabe?:	No
Do you get bad grades?:	No
Are you a bad guesser?:	Yes
Are you slow?:	No
Are you bad at reading people?:	No
Are you too nice for your own good?:	Yes
Do you have a lot of friends?:	No
Do you give in easily?:	No
Are you stubborn?:	Yes
Are you annoying?:	Sometimes
Are you a necrophilliac?:	No
Are you incestuous?:	No
Is your room messy?:	Yes
Do you make fun of other people?:	No
Do you respect your body?:	I try to
Are you arrogant?:	No
Do you have low self-esteem?:	Yes
Are you unique?:	Yes
Are your hands clammy?:	No
Are you short?:	No
Are you freakishly tall?:	No
Do you like Simple Plan?:	They’re okay
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in the Christian God?:	Yes
Do you believe in magic?:	Yes
True love?:	Yes
Heaven?:	Yes
Hell?:	Yes
Satan?:	Yes
The Lord and Lady?:	No
The Goddess?:	No
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:	No
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:	No
Are you an atheist?:	No
Agnostic?:	No
Do you believe in fairies?:	No
Dragons?:	No
Unicorns?:	No
Gollums?:	No
Santa?:	No
The Easter Bunny?:	No
The Tooth Fairy?:	No
Pixies?:	No
Phoenixes?:	No
Elves?:	No
Dwarves?:	No
Mermaids?:	No
Karma?:	No
Immortality?:	No
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:	No
Mayan Gods?:	No
Incan Gods?:	No
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:	Yes
Do you believe in life on other planets?:	Yes
Do you believe in the Xqoaest?:	No
Do you believe in parallel universes?:	Yes
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:	Yes
Do you believe in Eternity?:	Yes
Do you believe in evolution?:	Yes
Do you believe in life after death?:	Yes
What happens to us after we die?:	We either go to heaven, hell, or purgatory
Do you believe in superheroes?:	No
Super villains?:	No
Do you believe in Fate?:	Yes
That everything has a purpose?:	Yes
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:	No
Sex?:	No
Love?:	Yes
Success?:	No
Making yourself happy?:	Yes
Making others happy?:	Yes
Religion?:	No
Politics?:	No
Do you believe in miracles?:	Yes
Angels?:	Yes
Demons?:	Yes
Ghosts?:	Yes
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:	Yes
Do you believe in selfessness at all?:	Yes
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:	No
Do you believe that anything can happen?:	Yes
Name::	Catherine
Age::	21
Gender::	Female
Nicknames::	Catie
Aliases::	argentangel
What made you choose them?:	Misheard lyrics from a song, but I adopted it
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:	Benjamin
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:	Fox
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:	No
What heritage does your first name imply?:	English
What heritage does your middle name imply?:	English
What heritage does your last name imply?:	Polish
Place of birth::	Wichita Falls, TX
Date of birth::	November 29, 1987
Nationality::	Polish and German
Were you named after anyone?:	No
Who?:	N/A
What side of the family does your name come from?:	Mother’s
Did your parents immigrate?:	No
How about your grandparents?:	My omie did
Your great grandparents?:	No
Further back into your family?:	Yep
Where did they emmigrate from?:	Poland
Where did they immigrate to?:	Texas
How old are your parents?:	Early 50s and late 40s
Do you have any siblings?:	No
How old are they?:	N/A
What are their names?:	N/A
Do you get along with your family?:	For the most part
Do you wish they were different?:	Some of them
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:	No
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:	Yes
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:	No
If so, why?:	N/A
Who do you get along with most? (792!):	My dad
…The Ideal Mate
Hair color::	Not red
Hair length::	Short
Hairstyle::	Styled
Eye color::	Blue or green, but it really doesn’t matter as long as they are pretty
Skin color::	White
Any makeup?::	No
Clothing style::	Casual, but stylish
Shy or outgoing?::	Doesn’t matter
Happy or depressed?::	Happy
Funny or serious?::	Funny, but knows when to be serious
Abusive or kind?::	Kinda
Respectful or perverted?::	Respectful
Completely describe their personality::	I can’t
This is another space if you need it::	Thank you
Ideal height::	Taller than me
Ideal weight::	Not too overweight
Body type::	Thin to muscular
Completely describe their appearance::	Mark Wahlberg, but taller
This is another space if you need it::	Thanks again
Masochistic or sadistic?::	Ehehehe
Conformist or nonconformist?::	Nonconformist
Artistic or athletic?:	Artistic
Intellectual or unintelligent?:	Intellectual
Complex or simple?:	Simple
What would their hobbies be?:	Whatever they want them to be
Interests?:	Me
Obsessions:	Movies
Would they hug you often?:	Yes
Kiss you often?:	Yes
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:	Yes
Have you already found your ideal mate?:	I don’t know
Are you in love?:	Maybe
What will you do together?:	Chill
Your ideal date::	Going out to the dinner followed by a really good movie, and then drinks and chatting for the rest of the night
Your ideal wedding::	Small, but in a church
How many kids?:	2
What will their names be?:	Wedge and Wesley (Alexis for a girl)
What do you think they would look like?:	Hopefully they will be good looking
Will you even have kids?:	Yes
If not, why?:	N/A
Will you even get married?:	Yes
If not, why?:	N/A
Are you taken or single?:	Single
.:Dislikes:.
Least favorite color::	Puke green
Animal::	Fish
Number::	4
President::	Kennedy
Actor::	Steven Segal
Actress::	Kristin Stewart
Director::	Anyone who has ever directed Steven Segal in something
Celebrity::	Steven Segal
Artist::	I dunno
Illustrator::	I dunno
Poet::	I dunno
Writer::	Stephanie Meyer (Just for Breaking Dawn)
Band::	Chicago
Musician::	Chicago
Singer::	Lead singer of Chicago
Food::	Cornmeal
Fruit::	Watermelon
Vegetable::	Spinach
Candy::	Those crappy rainbow coconut bars
Drupe::	Plum, probably
Candy bar::	Rainbow coconut bars
Brand of chocolate::	Ghiradeli
Skittles flavor::	Grape
Month::	November
Year::	2007
Decade::	The 1950s
Decade::	Same as above
Millenium::	Uh, what?
Era::	Jurassic
Time period::	The early 50s
Battle of the Civil War::	The ones where the North lost
War::	The one we are in now in Iraq
Battle of WWII::	Probably Iwo Jima, because of how bad it was
Battle of American Revolution::	I really don’t know
Genius::	Marconi. Fuck him! Tesla invented the radio!
Genus of plant::	Amorphophallus
Flower::	Titan arum
Tree::	Mesquite
Hair color::	Red (on guys)
Eye color::	I don’t really have a least favorite, but I don’t believe hazel exists
Fairy tale::	Snow White
Disney princess::	Snow White
Disney villain::	Monstro
Disney prince::	Aladdin
Movie character::	Isabella Swan
Play character::	Simon Stride
Book character::	Isabella Swan
Musical character::	Simon Stride
Play::	I don’t really know
Musical::	Grease (it’s okay, just overhyped)
Person::	Michael
Brand of cereal::	Any kind of shredded wheat
Brand of battery::	The crappy offbrands
Mental illness::	I don’t really have a least favorite
Medication::	Codeine (I’m allergic)
Serial killer::	Manson?
Poison::	My least favorite? Probably the food kind
Type of sword::	Scimitar
Type of gun::	Shotgun
Toothpaste brand::	Not Colgate or Crest
Scent::	Vomit
Type of knife::	Pocket
Taste::	Vomit
Sound::	Vacuum cleaner
Article of clothing::	Thongs
What do you think of…
Ugly people?:	They’re people too
Pretty people?:	I like them, but I notice they tend to be stuck up
Bald people?:	They don’t have hair
Scrawny African children?:	I feel bad for them
Religion?:	I have my own religion and I let people have theirs
Politics?:	I have very strong opinions
Abortion?:	I’m pro-choice
Church?:	I don’t personally go
Separation of church and state?:	Must happen
Blondes?:	I like both blonde males and females
Brunettes?:	Brunettes are okay too
Redheads?:	I like female redheads, but not so much for the males
Mainstream rock?:	If it’s good I’ll listen
Abercrombie?:	Too expensive
Pop music?:	I tend to think it’s okay
Classic rock?:	I generally like it
Roleplaying?:	I have been known to RP at times
Emo music?:	I like it
The emo trend?:	Rather annoying
Ignorance?:	I hate ignorant people
Stupidity?:	Some people just can’t learn
Mental retardation?:	I feel bad for them
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:	(S)he has a funny name
Friends?:	I keep few, but they are close to me
Disrespect?:	I don’t tolerate it
Immaturity?:	Can be okay in certain situations
Republicans?:	Personally, I’m not one, but everyone is entitled to their opinion
Democrats?:	Woo!
George W. Bush?:	Ew
Your mom? (OH, BURN. xD):	She’s, uh, an okay lady
My mom?:	BURN
Me?:	You’re pretty cool if not bored
This survey?:	It is very long
Dry walls?:	Are better than wet walls
Painted walls?:	If the paint looks good they’re okay
Drugs?:	I don’t personally use, but I don’t look down upon those that do
Alcohol?:	I drink socially
Prostitution?:	If it were legal we could tax it and clean it up
Premarital sex?:	If someone wants it I don’t see the harm as long as they are safe
Teenage sex?:	Teenagers should at least wait until they hit 18
People?:	People are
Homosexuality?:	I’m okay with it
Bisexuality?:	I am personally bisexual and thus I approve
Heterosexuality?:	I’m okay with it
Your classmates?:	They are usually preppy, but the ones that aren’t I’m pretty cool with
Your co-workers?:	Unemployed
Your job?:	Unemployed
Your abilities?:	I think I’m rather talented
Yourself?:	I like myself pretty well most of the time
Your school?:	It’s a college
Your family?:	I love them
My family?:	I don’t know your family
Your mental health?:	I’m okay with being borderline. The diagnosis doesn’t change who I am
My mental health?:	You are crazy
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:	Unless I’m sleeping with someone I can’t sleep without my Teddy
Your life?:	I’m pretty satisfied
My life? (What life?):	What life, indeed?
The color green?:	It is pretty ew
Pickles?:	They are absolutely gross
Food?:	I like food
Electricity?:	I also like electricity
Niagra falls?:	Pretty for falling water
Cataracts?:	Like, in the eye?
Bridges?:	They are a bit frightening at times
Braces?:	I couldn’t wait to get mine off
Dictionaries?:	They are why the internet was built
Television?:	I love it
Fairy tales?:	As long as it’s good it’s okay
Hollywood?:	Too much money is poured into the stars
MTV?:	Too much crap other than music
.x.Currently.x.
What are you feeling?:	A bit tired
Smelling?:	Not much
Seeing?:	The window
Hearing?:	A movie in the other room
Doing?:	Filling out this chart
Who are you talking to online?:	My ex
On the phone?:	No one
What room of the house are you in?:	Living room
Are you cold?:	No
Bored?:	No
Warm?:	Yes
Hot?:	ALWAYS
Do you look nice?:	I look okay
What are you wearing?:	Jeans and my Dickies shirt
Are you eating anything?:	No
Drinking anything?:	Poweraid
BMI?:	21.5
What brand of shoes are you wearing?:	New Balance
What are you wishing for?:	Sleep
What are you worried about?:	Getting my resume together
Sad about?:	Nothing
Happy about?:	The day is coming to a close
Angry about?:	That I didn’t get the job I was really hoping to
Serious about?:	Getting a job
Laughing about?:	A BriTANick Sketch
Talking about?:	The aforementioned BriTANick Sketch
Typing about?:	Nothing. But in typing about nothing I thus typed about something
Are you IMing anyone?:	Not really
.o.Friends.o.
Who are your friends?:	B, S, and J
Your best friends?:	Jay
Who do you hang out with most?:	S
Who do you treat the best?:	Probably S
Who treats you the best?:	Probably S
Do you even have friends?:	Yes…
If so, why are you taking this survey?:	I… I don’t know
The smart one?:	B
The depressed one?:	J
The punk?:	J
The goth?:	Me
The prep?:	S
The jock?:	S
The outcast?:	J
The stupid one?:	Me
The one who you think will kill someone one day?:	J
The annoying one?:	Me
The hyper one?:	J
The oblivious one?:	J
The romantic?:	S
The content one?:	B
The pervert?:	J
The liar?:	I don’t really know
The cheapskate?:	Me
The ominous one?:	S
The disrespectful one?:	J
The abusive one?:	None
The hot one?:	S
The ugly one?:	None
The one that hates you?:	None
The one you hate but hang out with anyway?:	None
The back-up one?:	None
The fighter?:	J
The lover?:	S
The hippie?:	J
The druggie?:	None
The alcoholic?:	None
The one that is most likely to be in jail?:	J
The most likely to be murdered?:	S
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:	Me
The most likely to stay there forever?:	J
The normal one?:	S
The conformist?:	None
The nonconformist?:	J
The masochistic one?:	J
The sadistic one?:	None
The weird one?:	J
The musical one?:	J and Me
The artistic one?:	S
The perfect one?:	Oh, good one
The literary genius?:	B
The fugitive?:	J
The juvenille delinquint?:	J
The Jewish one?:	None
The Christian one?:	Me
The Buddhist one?:	J
The Muslim one?:	None
The Hindu one?:	None
The Catholic one?:	Me
The Wiccan one?:	None
The atheist?:	J
The agnostic?:	None
The cutter?:	Me
The anorexic one?:	None
The bulimic one?:	None
The skinny one?:	None
The thin one?:	Me
The fat one?:	B
The obese one?:	None
The Satanic one?:	None
Have you Ever…
Gone on a cruise?:	Yes
Beaten someone up?:	Yes
Been beaten up?:	Yes
Bullied someone?:	No
Been bullied?:	Yes
Attempted suicide?:	Yes
Attempted murder?:	No
Nearly died?:	No
Broken the law?:	Yes
Stolen something?:	No
Had an abortion?:	No
Known the president?:	No
Had an affair with the president?:	No
Met a famous person?:	Yes
Had an affair?:	No
Been out of the country?:	Yes
Out of state?:	Yes
Out of your town?:	Yes
Written a poem?:	Yes
A story?:	Yes
A novel?:	Yes
A song?:	Yes
Gotten published?:	No
Written a love poem?:	Yes
Novel?:	No
Song?:	No
Said that you hated the world?:	Yes
Finished school?:	Yes
Flunked a grade?:	No
Flunked a grade?:	No
Flunked a subject?:	Yes
Read a book for enjoyment?:	Yes
Bungee jumped?:	No
Skydived?:	No
Danced?:	Yes
Been to a dance?:	Yes
Scuba dived?:	No
Broken a bone?:	Yes
Gotten a nose bleed?:	Yes
Had an orgasm?:	Yes
Suffered from psychosis?:	No
Wished you could get away with something?:	Yes
Thought of killing someone?:	Yes
Thought of killing yourself?:	Yes
Saved your own?:	Saved my own what?
Gone to the beach?:	Yes
Gone fishing?:	Yes
Gone to an island?:	No
Died in a dream?:	Yes
Had a dream that came true?:	No
Kissed someone in the rain?:	Yes
Gotten pregnant?:	No
Eaten calamari?:	Yes
Lobster?:	Yes
Helped anybody during the holidays?:	Yes
Helped a stranger?:	Yes
Kissed a stranger?:	No
Hugged a stranger?:	Yes
Can You…
Kiss your elbow?:	No
Touch your nose with your tongue?:	No
Stick your fist in your mouth?:	No
Touch your toes?:	No
Give away money?::	It’s hard
Marry a family member?:	NO!
Hire an assassin?:	Maybe
Stay up all night?:	Yes
Stay up for /ten/ nights?:	No
Finish this survey?:	Yes
Swim?:	Yes
Draw well?:	No
Sing well?:	Kind of
Write well?:	No
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:	Yes
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:	Yes
Without milk?:	No
Predict the future?:	A bit
Would you Ever…
Sacrifice everything for a friend?:	Yes
A lover?:	Yes
Give your life for a friend?:	Yes
A lover?:	Yes
Lie to a friend?:	No
Lie to your parents?:	Yes
Lie to a lover?:	No
Steal from your parents?:	No
Hug them in public?:	Yes
Blow up your house?:	No
Abuse someone?:	No
Use someone?:	No
Recommend this survey to a friend?:	Yes
Would you ever Be…
A fireman?:	No
Policeman?:	Yes
Serial killer?:	Yes
Doctor?:	Yes
Surgeon?:	No
Prostitute?:	No
Playboy model?:	Yes
Writer?:	Yes
Artist?:	No
Musician?:	Yes
Assassin?:	Yes
Ninja?:	No
Soldier?:	Yes
President?:	No
Darth Vader?:	No
Pilot?:	Yes
Mortician?:	Yes
Forensic scientist?:	YES!
Detective?:	Yes
Lawyer?:	No
Drug-dealer?:	No
Pirate?:	Yes
Box-carrier?:	No
Store clerk?:	Yes
Banker?:	Yes
Criminal?:	No
Target?:	No
Professional wrestler?:	No
Tennis player?:	No
Rapper?:	No
Country singer?:	No
Pop star?:	Yes
Actor?:	Yes
Plastic surgeon?:	No
Why…
Is the sky blue?:	Different layers of the atmostphere reflect blue
Is the world round?:	Becuase of gravity or something
Is the world unfair?:	That is something everyone needs to figure out
Are most people selfish?:	Human nature
Impolite?:	How they were raised
Disrespectful?:	Same as above
Conforming?:	Peer pressure
Are there religions?:	Different opinions
Theories?:	Same as above
Opinions?:	Free will
Are humans so intelligent?:	Evolution
Do we need air?:	Evolution isn’t perfect
Do we age?:	To get to reproductive age
Do we die?:	To make room for the younger generations
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?:	It is tasty
Swiss?:	It is also tasty
American?:	We tend to think we are better than many people
Are you taking this?:	To show off to my friends
When was the last time…
You brushed your teeth?:	Earlier today
Took a shower?:	When I woke up
Ate?:	Around 7:00pm
Drank?:	About 30 minutes ago
Drank an alcoholic beverage?:	Last friday
Took a pill?:	About 30 minutes ago
Smoked?:	A few months back
You got your photograph taken?:	Yesterday
You got caught doing something bad?:	Probably when J caught me saluting like Luke Skywalker
Dyed your hair?:	2006
Hurt someone physically?:	Last Saturday on accident
Hurt someone emotionally?:	I’m not really sure
Did your homework?:	What homework?
Hung out with your friends?:	Saturday
Got drunk?:	Two weeks ago
Said a good-by to someone?:	Saturday
Greeted someone?:	Today
Took a survey?:	Now
Won a contest?:	6th grade or so
Went out on a date?:	Sometime within the past month
=>Word Association<=
Bed.:	Sleep
Curtains.:	Light
Lights.:	Dark
Music.:	Sound
Candles.:	Fire
Closet.:	Small
Door.:	Window
Window.:	Door
Onomotapoeia.:	Meow
Dog.:	Ew
Cat.:	Purr
Egypt.:	Phaoroah
Corey.:	Jay
Mirror.:	Open
Case.:	Mod
Cage.:	Aquarium
Cave.:	Waterfall
Nutella.:	Crepe
Bird.:	Caw
Bear.:	Bruu
Death.:	Life
Life.:	Death
White.:	Ceiling
Black.:	Night
Personality.:	Dance
Pickle.:	Ew
Dilemna.:	Love
Love.:	Pain
Liberal.:	Me
Conservative.:	Not me
Ball.:	Kick
Moderate.:	Boring
Inept.:	Annoying
Even more strange Questions
If you could create the world, would you make it a triangle or a square?:	Triangle
Do you find yourself frequently sounding like Donald Duck with a migraine?:	No
Estimating, how many pieces of lined paper have you used this year?:	Probably 20
If you were a pen, what kind of pen would you be? (Be specific.):	A gel pen. Preferably one that smells like cherries
If you were a pencil, what kind of pencil would you be?:	Mechanical
What is your favorite thing to highlight?:	Unimportant words
What number can you relate to the most?:	3
What would you do if you were a spider?:	Try not to run into people like me who would make me dead
A chicken?:	Eat myself
A goose?:	Be mean because I am expected to
An anteater?:	Eat ants
If you were a pirate, which sea would you sail?:	Sargasso
Would you rather sell your life or gamble it away?:	Sell it
If you could pay anyone in the world to be your friend, who would it be?:	Mark Wahlberg
Do you think that Bigfoot is really fighting with aliens?:	No
Do you believe tabloids?:	No
If you were a tabloid, would you believe in yourself?:	No
Why do you believe tabloids?:	I don’t
Why do you not believe tabloids?:	They are rediculous
Estimating, how many different tabloids are there?:	6
Who do you think is the best Disney supporting actor?:	John Ratsenburger
Does citrus acid make you happy?:	Yes
On the HB scale, what is your favorite lead?:	9H
Do you think PLAGIARISTS should die long and horrible deaths?:	Yes
What do you think of LYING, CHEATING, and PLAGIARISM?:	They should all die long and horrible deaths
How mean do you think PLAGIARISTS are?:	Horribly
How angry do PLAGIARISTS make /you/ feel?:	Terribly angry
If PLAGIARISM was a dollar, how much money would you have?:	Like, none
If someone PLAGIARIZED you, what would you do?:	I would get very angry
What would you include in a nasty Bzoink e-mail intended for them?:	I would tell them to fuck off and find their own creativity
Should PLAGIARISTS be pushed off buildings?:	Yes
Should PLAGIARISTS who PLAGIARIZE our survey grovel at our feet?:	Yes
And should they delete their survey?:	Yes
Do you think PLAGIARISTS who like fashion are dumb?:	I think plagiarists are dumb
Do you think Skittles should be evil?:	No
Do you think PLAGIARISTS are the new PURPLE?:	What?
Do you think cats should eat PLAGIARISTS for breakfast?:	Yes
Dogs?:	Yes
Llamas?:	Yes
Do you think PLAGIARISTS are desperate?:	Absolutely
Story time!
When was the baby born?:	Middle of winter
Where was the baby born?:	Hospital
Was the baby a girl or a boy?:	Boy
Who was the baby born from?:	Me
How much did the baby weigh?:	8lbs
Did the baby cry?:	Yes
Was the baby switched at birth?:	No
What was the baby named?:	Wedge
Did the baby have hair?:	A little
Were there any abnormalities?:	None
Was the baby healthy?:	Absolutely
Could the baby smile?:	Yes
Did the baby see his/her parents right away?:	Yes
Did the baby ever see his/her parents?:	Yes
When the baby leave the hospital?:	As soon as possible
When did the baby learn how to crawl?:	Whenever he could
Walk?:	Really early
Go to the restroom?:	Really early
When did the baby get his/her nails cut for the first time?:	When he was 1
Toenails?:	At the same time
When did the baby first get into trouble?:	When he was 2
What was it about?:	Breaking a vase
What was the first song the baby listened to?:	Something by They Might Be Giants
What class was the baby born into?:	Upper-Middle
Where was the first park the baby went to?:	Lucy
First flavor of ice cream::	Vanilla
Did the baby hate Skittles?:	No
Did the baby have any talents?:	Everything he did was special
Did the baby hate PLAGIARISTS?:	Yes
Was the toddler popular?:	Yes
Did the toddler have nice clothes?:	The best we could afford
Was the toddler good at writing?:	Yes
Could the toddler ask questions without PLAGIARIZING?:	Yes
What did the toddler eat for lunch at school?:	Jelly sandisches
What kind of grades did the toddler get?:	The best
Was the toddler overweight?:	No
Was the toddler cute?:	Yes
Did the toddler like to play Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey?:	Yes
Did the toddler like to play Duck, Duck, Goose?:	Yes
Did the toddler like to play kickball?:	Yes
Did the toddler like to draw?:	Yes
Did the toddler like to read?:	Yes
What did the child get for his/her tenth birthday?:	A video game
Was the child intelligent?:	Yes
Who PLAGIARIZED the child at this time?:	What?
Was the child nice to other people?:	Yes
Did the child PLAGIARIZE other people?:	No
Was the child good at mathematics?:	Yes
Did the child enjoy school?:	Yes
Who liked the child?:	Everyone
Did the teenager dye his/her hair?:	No
Did the teenager rebel against his/her parents?:	No
What subculture did the teenager fit in?:	Nerd
What kind of clothes did the teenager wear?:	Casual, but nice
What kind of makeup?:	None
What kind of music did the teenager listen to?:	Rock
What kind of friends did the teenager have?:	The respectable kind
What kind of rumors were spread about the teenager?:	Probably that he was gay
What did the teenager usually do when he/she got home?:	Watch TV
Did the teenager like attention?:	Yes, but he wasn’t overly needy of it
Was the teenager outgoing?:	Yes
What kind of emotional problems did the teenager deal with?:	Girl issues
Was the teenager bullied?:	No
Did the teenager bully others?:	No
What college did the young adult attend?:	Anyone he wanted to go to (he was that smart)
What did he/she major in?:	Biology
Did the young adult have a lot of money?:	Yes
Was the young adult independent?:	Yes
What kind of job did the young adult have?:	Whatever he wanted to
Did the middle-aged person go through a mid-life crisis?:	No
Did the middle-aged person have any kids?:	Yes
What did the middle-aged person do in his/her spare time?:	Enjoyed chilling with his friends
What were their genders?:	Male and female
Was the senior citizen a grandparent?:	Yes
Did the senior citizen have any stories to tell?:	Yes
Did the senior citizen have time to tell all of his/her stories?:	No
How did the senior citizen die?:	Heart problems
How many people came to the funeral?:	A lot
What does this mean?
Three.:	More than 2, but less than 4 if counting by whole numbers
Avid.:	Really likes
Fervor.:	Passionate
Nocent.:	Having a tendancy to cause harm
Irenic.:	Having a tencancy to cause peace
Drupe.:	A fruit with one large seed in it
Beauty.:	It is in the eye of the beholder
Perfection.:	Inachievable
Ignorant.:	Most people
Viridian.:	Green
Ironic.:	Not a black fly in your chardonnay
Noxious.:	Sickening
Life.:	Whatever you want it to mean
Happiness.:	Differs from person to person
Adventure.:	An exciting journey
Purity.:	Unsullied
Freedom.:	Ablitiy to do what you want
Individuality.:	Non-conforming
Wonderful.:	My friends
Profugus luminarium.:	All I got out of that was “lum” meaning light
Momento mori.:	Time something
Hola, me llama Amour.:	Hello, I love llamas?
Mohorovicic discontinuity.:	That has a lot more vowels than I care to look up
Infamous.:	So fammous that you are INfamous according to The Three Amigos
Congenial.:	Suitable
Cordial.:	Nice
Distribution.:	To pass something out
Contribution.:	To give something to someone for some reason
Enigmatic.:	Mysterious
Arcane.:	Magical
Dasani.:	Water
La lune.:	Music
Insignificant.:	Not significant
Asylum.:	A place to be alone
Poetry.:	Usually iambic and rhyming, but not always
Music.:	Noise that is organized
Art.:	Many things
Literature.:	A good book
Drama.:	My family life
Stupidity.:	Most people
Death.:	A time when we are no longer living
Talent.:	Not people on reality shows
Truth.:	Full honesty
Youth.:	Something that can last forever if you let it
Forever.:	A very long time
Romantic.:	Me
Hopeless.:	One without hope
Hopeless romantic. (xD):	Me
PLAGIARISM.:	HATE
Mainstream.:	It’s okay
Knowledge.:	Can be random facts
Wisdom.:	Knowing random facts and then applying them to do things you need to
Endurance.:	To be able to withstand
Beauty or love?:	Love
Wisdom or beauty?:	Wisdom
Being loved unconditionally or being famous?:	Being loved unconditionally
Knowledge or wisdom?:	Wisdom
Power or pride?:	Power
Lying or imprisonment?:	Lying
Murder or death?:	Murder
Revenge or forgiveness?:	Forgiveness
Being liked or being respected?:	Being liked
Heart or brain?:	Heart
Which Age is this Appropriate For…
Radios.:	Any
Gardening.:	50+
Lava lamps.:	10-30
Black lights.:	20s
Hovercrafts.:	ANY
Cars.:	20+
Spaghetti straps.:	<40
Hopscotch.:	<16
My Little Pony.:	<14
Barbies.:	<15
Tonka trucks.:	<10
Edgar Allan Poe.:	15+
MySpace.:	18+
The Internet in general.:	18+
Neopets.:	12-20
Quizilla.:	16+
Vampirefreaks.:	What is that?
Disney.:	Any
Lizzie McGuire.:	<15
Beauty and the Beast.:	Any
Hans Christian Anderson.:	Any
Elton John.:	10+
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.:	10+
Bauhaus.:	What?
Satanism.:	18+
Biolage.:	What?
Hair curlers.:	16+
Hairspray.:	16+
Nail polish.:	12+
Short skirts.:	18+
Bikinis.:	18+
Tanning.:	18+
Fun.:	Any
Public appearances.:	16+
When to form your own band.:	Never
Playing the piano.:	10+
Staying home alone.:	16+
Drinking.:	18+
Smoking.:	18+
Videogames.:	10+
Violent videogames.:	10+
Mature videogames.:	10+
Dora the Explorer.:	2-10
The Little Mermaid.:	Any
Eminem.:	16+
PLAGIARIZING.:	Never
Voting.:	18+
Perfume.:	10+
Makeup.:	16+
Accessorizing.:	16+
Rap.:	Never
The Girl Next Door.:	18+
Finding Nemo.:	2+
Armageddon.:	16+
Pirates of the Caribbean.:	13+
Water beds.:	Never
Becoming famous.:	21+
Swearing.:	18+
Going to war.:	Never
Sports.:	7+
Having a child.:	20-30
Getting married.:	20-30
Living on your own.:	18+
Teen Spirit.:	13-16
Lady Speed Stick.:	16+
Cologne.:	12+
NASA.:	21+
Going on a cruise.:	21+
College.:	18-30
Graduating from high school.:	18
Going to the movies without a parent.:	16+
Santa Claus.:	<14
Easter Bunny.:	<14
Tooth fairy.:	<14
Bird watching.:	50s
Coin collecting.:	40s
Housekeeping.:	50s
Pink Panther.:	13+
Sherlock Holmes.:	16+
Oscar Wilde.:	16+
RL Stine.:	10+
Lemony Snicket.:	10+
JK Rowling.:	13+
Terry Brooks.:	Who
Alvin Schwartz.:	Who
JRR Tolkein.:	18+
Charles Dickens.:	13+
Ernest Hemingway.:	13+
Green Day.:	16+
Ghost stories.:	Any
Law and Order: SVU.:	17+
Campfires.:	12+
Sleepovers.:	10+
Sleepover parties.:	10+
American Idol.:	Never
A figure.:	What?
Modeling.:	18+
Freckles.:	Any
Whitened teeth.:	All
Plastic surgery.:	Never
Advertising on television.:	Any
Community service.:	10+
Prison.:	18+
The legal adult age.:	20
What will Happen/How will the world End?
Giant tornado.:	I hope not
Nuclear war.:	Likely
Giant tsunami.:	Also likely
A title wave.:	It’s spelled “tidal”
An asteroid.:	Doubtful
Explosion of the sun.:	Not for a long time
Giant volcanic erruption.:	Probably not
Giant freak afternoon tea accident.:	Absolutely
Giant missile crisis.:	Maybe
Another Great Depression. Only worse.:	Doubt it will end the world
Earthquake.:	Probably not
Penguins will take over the world.:	Yep
Parrots become the dominant.:	Aren’t they already
Alien invasion.:	Doubtful
Bigfoot will invite his pals over, Bighead, Bighands, and Bigtummy.:	He has odd friends
Lochness monster will have children.:	Probably already has
Everyone will turn cannibalistic.:	Doubtful
Everyone will run out of natural resources.:	Likely will lead to the nuclear war
Third Ice Age.:	Due to the nuclear war
Global warming.:	Not happening fast enough to destory us
Precambrian Eon will return.:	Doubtful
Toxic fumes.:	Likely
Disappearing water.:	We’ll find a solution
Planet collision.:	We’ve been okay so far
Termites.:	Will ruin several people’s world
George W. Bush will get a third reelection.:	HAH!
Everyone will commit suicide.:	Unlikely
Intergalactic highway construction.:	Why would this hurt us?
Intergalactic spies like Kiri will take over.:	Doubtful
PLAGIARISTS will rule the world.:	NEVER!
Lions will eat us all.:	Only in Kenya
Cockroaches will rule the world.:	After the nuclear war
A pandemic.:	As if
The Black Plague will avenge itself.:	No way
Mythical creatures will come back and reclaim their world.:	It’s ours now
The Big Bang will reoccur.:	There is stuff now. If there wasn’t stuff I’d say yes
Pesticide will kill all the insects in the world.:	Probably
The Earth will spontaneously combust.:	Doubtful
The world will collapse.:	Not enough gravity
Genocide.:	Won’t destroy everyone
All the money will burn.:	Panic, but not enough to destroy everyone
Cell phones really did cause brain tumors.:	Likely
Karma will kill us.:	Absolutely
All the stars in the universe will explode at once.:	Doubtful
Ghosts will kill us.:	Why would they?
A giant fan will blow us away.:	Doubtful
Pizza Hut will explode.:	Yummy
Hair curlers will burn us all.:	Haven’t they already?
Everyone will get a perm and die of fright from looking at each other.:	Not I!
Grandmas will turn rabid.:	We could take them
PLAGIARISTS will make Reko and Kiri angry.:	Likely
The Mohorovicic Discontinuity will disappear.:	What?
Daddy Long Legs will get a larger mouth.:	Yikes!
People get so lazy that their lawn will grow too high to allow sunlight in.:	Who needs the sun?
Twinkle will succeed as a dictator.:	Who is that?
Star will become president.:	Who?
Biotech disaster.:	Likely
People will not actually save money switching to Geico.:	Probably true
Cingular and Verizon will never join.:	Likely
Pollution.:	Likely
Giant feet. o.o:	No way
Everyone will become a movie copycat.:	People are too lazy
Pandemonium at football games will get a little too extreme.:	Hasn’t it already?
Are these Cliched and Overrated? Or just fine?
Striving to be unique.:	Fine
Mall goth.:	Cliche
Punk.:	Cliche
Emo.:	Cliche
Love.:	Fine
Anti-love.:	Cliche
Pro-war.:	Cliche
Pro-peace.:	Fine
George W. Bush jokes.:	Cliche
Smoking.:	Cliche
Drinking.:	Fine
Television.:	Fine
MTV.:	Cliche
Reformers.:	Cliche
Showering.:	Fine
Partying.:	Fine
Drinking water.:	Fine
Physical fitness.:	Fine
Eating.:	Fine
The Internet.:	Fine
Walking.:	Cliche
Pretending to cut.:	Cliche
Having a dog.:	Cliche
Sleeping on a bed. (Go S/X/Zarys!):	Fine
Green Day.:	Fine
Fall Out Boy.:	Fine
My Chemical Romance.:	Fine
Cheerleading.:	Cliche
Popularity.:	Cliche
Pretending to be depressed.:	Cliche
Celebrities.:	Cliche
Celebrity wannabes.:	Cliche
Communication.:	Fine
Cell phones.:	Fine
Liking thunderstorms.:	Fine
Drama.:	Cliche
High school.:	Fine
Makeup.:	Cliche
Accessories.:	Cliche
Clothes. (xD):	Fine
Desert.:	Fine
The rain.:	Fine
Skipping class.:	Cliche
Anime/manga.:	Fine
Rebels.:	Cliche
Movies.:	Fine
What Would you like to do/Try?
Escargot?:	Yes
Lobster?:	Have
Creme brule?:	Yes
Skydiving?:	No
Hang gliding?:	Yes
Surfing?:	Yes
Snowboarding?:	Yes
Go into space?:	Yes
Go on a cruise?:	Yes
Fall in love?:	Absolutely
Go to Disney World?:	Been there
Go to Paris?:	Been there
New York City?:	Been there
Cairo?:	No
Tokyo?:	Yes
Dance with a star?:	Yes
Marry a star?:	Maybe
Write a novel?:	Yes
Meet a celebrity?:	Yes
Do any of These scare You?
Spiders.:	No
Goblins.:	No
Rodents.:	No
Creatures.:	No
Bees.:	No
Fire.:	No
Death.:	Yes
Old age.:	No
Lizards.:	No
Crowds.:	No
People.:	No
Butterflies.:	No
Blood and gore.:	No
Ants.:	No
The unknown.:	Yes
Ghosts.:	No
Aliens.:	No
Medication.:	No
Doctors.:	No
Hospitals.:	No
Satanism.:	A bit
Nazis.:	No
Serial killers.:	No
Psychopaths.:	No
The mentally ill.:	No
Sadists.:	No
Dinosaurs.:	No
Tornadoes.:	Yes
Thunderstorms.:	A bit
Volcanoes.:	No
The ocean.:	No
Deep water.:	No
Clowns.:	No
Dolls.:	No
Mirrors.:	No
The dark.:	A bit
Bloody Mary.:	A bit
Windows.:	No
Sharks.:	No
Insects.:	No
Eggs. (Kiri insisted on this. x___x):	No
People with deformities.:	No
Strange people.:	No
Strangers.:	No
Failure.:	Yes
Being alone.:	A bit
The Apocalypse.:	No
Pandemics.:	No
Being forgotten.:	Yes
Do You Like…
Pink?:	Yes
Bald people?:	They’re okay
Period-style clothing?:	Sometimes
Superman?:	He’s okay
Bugs?:	They’re okay
Mud?:	Not really
Dirt?:	No
Spiderman?:	He’s okay
Wonderwoman?:	She’s okay
Money?:	It’s okay
Food?:	Yes
Beautiful people?:	Yes
Kids?:	They’re okay
Adults?:	Yes
Teenagers?:	Not really
Fruit?:	Yes
Blue?:	Yes
Vegetables?:	Some
Meat?:	Yes
MySpace?:	Not really
VF?:	What?
Neopets?:	Yes
Quizilla?:	Yes
Bzoink?:	Yes
MSN?:	No
AIM?:	Yes
YIM?:	No
Microsoft Word?:	It’s okay
Girls?:	Yes
Boys?:	Yes
Religion?:	It’s interesting
The radio?:	Yes
Dreaming?:	Yes
Writing?:	Yes
Drawing?:	Yes
Roleplaying?:	Yes
Art?:	Not really
Literature?:	Sometimes
Music?:	Yes
Drama?:	Yes
Comedy?:	Sometimes
Tragedy?:	Sometimes
Romance?:	Rarely
Horror?:	Sometimes
Fantasy?:	Sometimes
Science fiction?:	Most times
Action?:	Yes
Anime/manga?:	Yes
Green Day?:	Yes
Fall Out Boy?:	Yes
The emo trend?:	No
Mall goths?:	No
Punk?:	Yes
Closets?:	Yes
Disney?:	Yes
Beds?:	Yes
How many People would it Take To…
Screw in a lightbulb?:	1
Build a 5,000 foot monument?:	1 (if they are really good)
Milk a cow?:	1
Make a movie?:	2
Get a PLAGIARIST off the Internet?:	Everyone
Find a cure for cancer?:	A lot, apparently
Make a house?:	1
Feed a horse?:	Just the horse
Create a character?:	1
Create a /good/ character?:	1
Find the meaning of life?:	Everyone must do so in their own way
Make dinner?:	1
Run a cruise ship?:	Probably upwards of 30
Run a pirate ship?:	3
Pillage and plunder?:	1
And rifle and loot?:	1
And drink up, me hearties, yo ho?:	1 YO HO!
Keep Jack Sparrow on that island? Er…Captain. /Captain./ My apologies.:	No one can
Plan a perfect murder?:	1
Cause the Apocalypse?:	1
Impeach the president?:	1
Vote Bush out of office?:	1
Stop PLAGIARISM?:	Everyone
PLAGIARIZE?:	1
Write a song?:	1
Form a band?:	2
Dye hair?:	2
Create a salon?:	3
Make the perfect family?:	As many or few as preferred
Change the world?:	1
Make things better?:	1
Help someone in need?:	1
Cheer up a baby?:	1
Chear up a 500 year-old baby?:	What?
Form a crew?:	2
Man a ship?:	1
Create a website?:	1
Make a radio station?:	2
Destroy the world?:	1
Airline food.:	I’m just going to assume you are asking me about how I feel about these things. It’s okay
Decay.:	Everything does it
The world.:	It’s okay
George W. Bush.:	Ew
The color orange.:	I don’t much like it
People pretending to be goths.:	Annoying
PLAGIARISM.:	Is evil
People pretending to be good at making surveys.:	If they think they are good then they are
People pretending to be punks.:	Annoying
People pretending to be depressed.:	Annoying
People pretending to be mentally ill.:	Annoying x2
People.:	They’re okay
Test rates.:	Annoying
Taxes.:	Necissary evil
The government.:	Necissary evil
Celebrities.:	Necissary evil
Obsessive fans of celebrities.:	You can’t have one without the other
PLAGIARISTS.:	Evil
Green Day.:	Okay
The emo trend.:	A little annoying
Brainwashing.:	Overhyped
War.:	Bad
Cloning.:	Okay
Conformists.:	Annoying
Money.:	A bit overrated, but necissary
Entertainment.:	I like it
Food.:	Tasty bits are the best
Basic things for survival.:	Necissary evil
Television.:	Fun to watch
The way history played out.:	I think it turned out okay so far
The future.:	Hopefull will be better
The present.:	It’s okay
Aging.:	Necissary evil
Lying.:	Bad
Lying about your age.:	Pretty bad
Sick humor.:	Bad
Comedy.:	Fun
Bathroom humor.:	Annoying
Anti-bacterial soap.:	I like it
Elementary school teachers.:	Pretty cool
Principals.:	Decent
The fact we all have different opinions and no one follows ours.:	Hey, it’s human
PLAGIARIZING.:	Evil
Imply. The word.:	I don’t like what you are implying
Diets.:	Fads
Having to exercise to stay thin.:	That’s okay
Having to do work to survive.:	That’s okay
Having to do work. Period.:	I don’t like to, but necissary evil
Notebooks going as high as only five subjects.:	I like them
Notebooks that only have 70 pages.:	TOO SMALL
Wide-ruled paper.:	I prefer college
Elementary school.:	Fun
Circles.:	Never complete
Slightly oblate spheroids.:	Why?
Slightly eccentric elipses.:	Why?
P and S waves.:	Are wavy
Oxygen.:	Supposedly fun in high doses
Co2.:	Needed for plants
H2o.:	Very bland
Life.:	It’s okay
Aliens.:	Exist
Childhood.:	Was alright
Adolescence.:	A few problems
Adulthood.:	Okay so far
Meanings.:	Looking for them is what we live for
The fact that no one looks in the dictionary anymore to define something.:	A bit annoying
Disney nowadays.:	Crap
Kagome.:	Like, the girl from Inuyasha?
Pickles.:	Ew
Feet.:	They are kind of weird
Noses.:	Also kind of weird
Cell membranes.:	Plants also have cell walls!
Atoms.:	Tiny
Andrew Johnson.:	The president?
Andrew Jackson.:	Another president?
How…
Are you?:	I’m okay
Are you doing?:	Alright
Have you been?:	I’ve been fine
Do you wish you were?:	Better
Do you want to die?:	Being shot or stabbed in the heart by someone I’m in love with
Many years can a mountain exist?:	Until erosion eats it away
Many planets are there?:	9 in our solar system (FUCK YOU! PLUTO IS A PLANET)
Many numbers are there?:	Infinity
Small can things get?:	Infinity small
Big can things get?:	Infinity big
Will the future turn out for you? Do you have an idea?:	Hopefully at least happy
How will the future turn out for me?:	Hopefully happy
Many ways can the world end?:	Infinitely many
Many sports are there?:	They keep making more everyday
Many colors are in the rainbow?:	8
Do you do?:	Eat, sleep, job hunt, internet surf
What do you think is evil?
Shampoo.:	No
Conditioner.:	No
Anime.:	No
Walls.:	No
Ceilings.:	No
Fans.:	No
Ceiling fans.:	No
Donald Duck.:	No
Lie detectors.:	No (though I don’t think they are all accurate)
Smoke detectors.:	Only if waking me up at 2am
Pedometers.:	No
Death.:	No
The Grim Reaper.:	No
Christmas.:	No
God.:	No
Satan.:	Yes
Jesus.:	No
Satin.:	No
Pepsi.:	A bit
Electricity.:	No
The Internet.:	A bit
Mashed potatoes.:	No
Orange juice.:	No
My computer.:	Probably
Haappii Bouanmey:	What?
Veeahhckomee:	What?
Gaston.:	No
The world.:	No
The universe.:	No
Spinach.:	Yes
Celery.:	No
Escargot.:	No
Pizza Hut.:	No
Disney nowadays.:	Yes
Wal-Mart.:	No
Stores in general.:	No
Fish.:	Yes
Birds.:	No
Anteaters.:	No
Whole milk.:	A bit
Skittles.:	No
PLAGIARISTS.:	Yes
Cupcakes.:	No
MTV.:	Yes
Television.:	No
VH1.:	Yes
Comedy Central.:	No
MAD TV.:	No
Comedy in general.:	No
Jessica Simpson.:	No
Laughter.:	No
Infections.:	No
Viruses.:	No
Doors.:	No
Windows.:	No
Mirrors.:	No
Landmarks.:	No
Santa Claus.:	No
The Easter Bunny.:	No
Tooth fairy.:	No
Goths.:	No
The Black Plague.:	No
Witches.:	No
Wiccans.:	No
Black cats.:	No
Ladders.:	No
Vampires.:	No
Werewolves.:	No
Gremlins.:	Yes
Leprechauns.:	Yes
Goblins.:	No
Gollums.:	Yes
Orcs.:	No
Mr. Skinnyhands.:	No
Mortimer Mouse.:	No
Fruitsbasket.:	No
Naraku.:	No
Herbal Essences.:	No
Head and Shoulders.:	No
Biolage.:	No
Cheap shampoo.:	Yes
Cheap cologne.:	Yes
Boxed hair dye.:	Yes
The number 16.:	No
The number 7.:	No
The number 16.7 repentant.:	No
24 + 2/3.5.:	No
3.141592654.:	Pi!
Sundays.:	No
Tuesdays.:	A bit
Thursdays.:	A bit
Lights.:	No
The darkness.:	A bit
Roxie Hart.:	Who?
Shirts with words on them.:	No
Mean shirts.:	Yes
Stupid shirts.:	No
Speedos.:	Yes
Your House
How many stories is your house?:	1
What room are you in?:	Living room
How many doors does your house have?:	9
Windows?:	7
Mirrors?:	Probably 10 or so
What kind of rug is in your room?:	Not one
Bathroom?:	2 rugs for each bathroom
Kitchen?:	Just a mat in front of the sink and doorways
Dining room?:	None
Living room?:	None
Do you use your basement?:	We don’t have one
Your attic?:	Yes
What color is your house?:	Brick
What color are the walls in your room?:	White
Bathroom?:	White
Kitchen?:	White
Dining room?:	White
Living room?:	White
Basement?:	We don’t have one
What kind of bed is in your room?:	A fold out couch bed
Bathroom?:	There isn’t one
Kitchen?:	There isn’t one
Dining room?:	There isn’t one
Living room?:	A fold out couch bed
Basement?:	We don’t have one
Is your room messy?:	A little bit
Kitchen?:	No
Dining room?:	No
Living room?:	No
Basement?:	We don’t have one
Attic?:	No
Do you have a porch?:	Yes
Do you have a pool?:	No
A trampoline?:	No
A playground?:	No
How many acres do you own?:	1.5
Do you live near a forest?:	No
Do you live in the city?:	No
In a town?:	Yes
How many people your age live in your neighborhood?:	0
Do you associate with your neighbors?:	No
Are you at least cordial towards them?:	Yes
Do you share a room?:	No
How many computers do you have?:	1 for me and 1 for the family
How many trash cans?:	5
Bathrooms?:	2
Bedrooms?:	3
Is your kitchen decently sized?:	Yes
How many sofas?:	2
How many televisions?:	4
Is your room decently sized?:	Yes
How many forks are in the silverware drawer?:	A lot
Do you own a dreamcatcher?:	No
Do you have Sharpies nearby?:	No
How many vacuum cleaners?:	1
How many pencils do you own?:	8+
How many notebooks do you have near you?:	None
How many disks?:	2
How many CD-Roms?:	1
How many DVDs?:	0
How many DVDs do you own?:	40+
How big is your musical CD collection?:	Fair
Your computer game collection?:	Not big
Do you have an iPod?:	Yes
How many songs?:	1500+
Do you have posters on your walls?:	No
How many?:	N/A
Pictures?:	None
How many?:	N/A
Calendars?:	None
How many?:	N/A
How much jewelry do you own?:	A few earrings, my lucky ring, and my compass
Bracelet?:	None
Pair of earrings?:	4
How many pairs of shoes do you own?:	15 or so
Do you have junk drawers?:	No
How many?:	N/A
How many dressers do you have?:	None
Do you have a nightstand?:	Yes
How many stuffed animals do you have?:	1
Do you have a mirror in your room?:	Yes
Do you have hairspray?:	No
A disco ball?:	No
A lava lamp?:	No
A globe?:	No
What kind of sheets do you have?:	Plain yellow ones
Anything printed on them?:	No
How many tank tops do you own?:	2
Do you own any Aerosmith CDs?:	No
Bauhaus?:	No
Elton John?:	Yes
Do you have the Disney collection?:	I have some Disney
Do you own the Moulin Rouge soundtrack?:	No
How many books do you own?:	20+
How many of them have you read?:	All but 2
Do you have a bookcase in your room?:	No
Do you have stars on your ceiling?:	No
Do you have a smoke detector in your room?:	No
Do you own a copy of The Neverending Story?:	Yes
The Picture of Dorian Gray?:	No
The Last Unicorn?:	No
Magic Kingdom for Sale?:	No
Anything by Alvin Schwartz?:	No
RL Stine?:	Yes
Almost done.
What time is it?:	1:01am June 25, 2009 (btw, I took some breaks)
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Bam! New pictures!

argentangel — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:45:45 +0000

I have found some pictures that I took a while back and was just unable to get them from my camera (due to the stupid 2gig limit on SD cards). Turns out my dad had some smaller SD cards so here are some pictures of me. The ones with longer hair are me back in November. The very first picture is from waaaaayyyy back in my Junior year of high school. The ones with shorter hair are me from a few weeks back. These images are unaltered, so don’t make fun of me.